{"product_id":"no-me-no-dad-simple-math-i-am-your-gift-youre-welcome","title":"Stunning Link Chain with Artisan Cross – Father’s Day Gift from the Kid Who Made You ‘Dad’","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"376\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"376\"\u003eNo me, no Dad. Simple math. You’re welcome. 🥰🤣 for the dad with a great sense of humor!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"378\" data-end=\"508\"\u003eBut we got you this gift anyway — because you’ve always shown up with strength, love, and a slightly embarrassing dad joke or two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eThis highly polished\u003cstrong data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"563\"\u003e stainless steel cross necklace\u003c\/strong\u003e is a modern twist on classic faith and fatherhood. With an \u003cstrong data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eadjustable Cuban link chain (18\"–22\")\u003c\/strong\u003e, it’s designed to fit comfortably, shine forever, and never tarnish — just like your reputation as the coolest dad we know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e✔️ Hypoallergenic for sensitive skin\u003cbr data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"829\"\u003e✔️ Polished to perfection\u003cbr data-start=\"854\" data-end=\"857\"\u003e✔️ Timeless gift with a side of wit\u003cbr data-start=\"892\" data-end=\"895\"\u003e✔️ Comes ready to gift in a custom message box\u003cbr data-start=\"941\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e✔️ Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"790\" data-end=\"999\"\u003e⚠️ Warning: Choking Hazard – Small parts. Not suitable for children under 12 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing is appropriate for all ages, and tasteful for men. Crafted in highly polished stainless steel, this piece will resist tarnishing and is hypoallergenic for sensitive skin. Includes an adjustable Cuban link chain (18\" - 22\").\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shineon.com\/long-form-description-images\/cross-cuban-chain-specifications.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProd\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003euct specifications: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePolished stainless steel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePendant height: 1.3\" (33.5mm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003ePendant width: 0.8\" (19mm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003eAdjustable Cuban link chain (18”-22”)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\" aria-level=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e9mm lobster clasp\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour piece is lovingly packaged in a complimentary soft-touch box for easy gifting. Elevate your presentation by upgrading to the mahogany style luxury box, which features a brilliant LED spotlight.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"My Bespoke Bliss","offers":[{"title":"Standard Black White Box","offer_id":51314090803474,"sku":"SO-14675718","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Luxury Mahogany-Style LED Box","offer_id":51314090836242,"sku":"SO-14675719","price":79.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/4157\/1346\/files\/asset_4408_transformation_12082_14763725-4c96-4a6a-a4bd-a499da410820.png?v=1748392281","url":"https:\/\/usedalbums.com\/products\/no-me-no-dad-simple-math-i-am-your-gift-youre-welcome","provider":"Used Albums ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}